Concierge
Dedicated human who can cancel your ex’s account in 30 seconds flat.
Benefits
Private Drops
Quarterly shoots with behind-the-scenes commentary and interactive polls.
Events
Front-row seating at Leaking Dignity Live, plus after parties that never make it to the archive.
Stripe-Backed Vetting
Applications sync straight to Stripe for income verification and risk scoring. The ld_app backend handles approvals, while this page stays minimal to keep conversions crisp.